Top 10 Naughty Gifts for Women under 5 UK – Signs & Plaques

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1. Pixie's Gifts


Pixie's Gifts Funny Rude Friendship Plaque Novelty Birthday Best Friend Joke Gift Her Color and Size Options Available Small 13.5cm x 7cm, Multi Coloured Marble Effect

Pixie's Gifts #ad - Size: approximate measurements - small: 135mm x 70mm, Large: 200mm x 105mm. The handcrafted wooden plaque measures approx small 135mm x 70mm Large 200mm x 105mm in size and comes with a stand. The message on this plaque reads:   Friends are like condoms they protect you! when things get hard.

You may need to glue this for a more secure fit. Glue is not included. For example, "gilter Effect" refers to a shimmering effect, not actual glitter. Style: modern please note: all our items have a "effect" designation. A lovely plaque which is perfect for any occasion! The plaque is laser cut for a neater finish and printed in the highest quality.

The shape slots into an oval stand. Made by us in the United Kingdom. Material: fsc-certified MDF Wood not cardboard. Please ensure to double-check the size before placing your order. Suitable occasions; friendship gift, Best Friend Gifts, Gifts For Him, Birthday Gift, Gifts For Her, . All of our items are laser cut and printed in great detail for a more defined item.
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ManufacturerThe Perfect Gift Company #ad
Part NumberOption

2. Dorothy Spring


Dorothy Spring Sarcastic Funny Monday Friend Gift Wood Coaster

Dorothy Spring #ad - High quality Beautiful Gloss Finish Print. Wooden coaster With Cork Back. Ideal gift for Christmas, Birthdays and new house. Perfect gift for family, grandmother, sister, wife, mum, girlfriend, granddaughter, daughter, friends and colleagues. Height: 9cm / 3. 5inch, width: 9cm / 3. 5 inch.
BrandDorothy Spring #ad
ManufacturerDorothy Spring #ad
Length9 cm (3.54 Inches)
Width9 cm (3.54 Inches)
Part Number1



HONZEE Gifts for Women,Her Birthday Gift You Are Braver Stronger Smarter & Beautiful Inspirational Gifts for Friend Sister Daughter under 10 Pounds Wooden Hanging Plaque Thinking of You Gifts

HONZEE #ad - Perfect gift for women. Heart design and touching words. Home decorative wooden Plaques. Your satisfaction is always our promise, we offer easy returns and exchanges or full refund if you are dissatisfied with our products.

Style: rustic/shabby chic. Size:4. 1" x 4". 90 days guarantee:we guarantee quality and service. Loved more than you know. Kraft paper gifts packaging: a great personalised gifts for womenWife/Daughter/Mum/Women Friends. Make sentimental birthday gifts for her, a pretty impressive and heart-warming presents for anniversary. Decorate with door or key and wall. More beautiful than you imagine. Reads: always remember, you are braver, stronger than you believe than you think. Made of excellent natural wood, environmental-friendly.
BrandHONZEE #ad
ManufacturerHONZEE #ad
Part NumberWOOD SIGN

4. Cheeky Chops


Rude Pens for Adults | Funny Boss Gifts Leaving Presents for Colleagues | Silly Ballpoint Pen Novelty Funky Stationery Quirky Gift Office Desk Accessories Pen 12 Hairy Fanny

Cheeky Chops #ad - The curvy ballpoint pen has a frosted finish in matt black with a silver trim. These lightweight pens with push button action, silver trim, rubber grip and moulded shape were engineered for a comfortable and pleasurable writing experience. Perfect gift – this pen is the perfect gift for anyone who hates work and has a great sense of humour. Supplied with black ink. Novelty gift – these pens will be a favourite as a gift for friends and colleagues and certainly strike up a conversation in the office.
BrandCheeky Chops #ad
ManufacturerCheeky Chops Cards #ad
Weight0.01 kg (0.02 Pounds)
Part NumberPen 02
WarrantyI year

5. The Scarborough Joke Shop


The Scarborough Joke Shop Tip & Strip Nude Lady Pen~Naughty Novelty Female Biro Naked Gift Stocking Filler

The Scarborough Joke Shop #ad - Https://youtu. Be/wt3fl8j24NQ. Classic tip & Strip Pen. This pen has a little window showing a sexy lady in it! but there is a further surprise- tip the pen upside down and watch as the lady's clothes slip away revealing her naked body! A great stocking filler, joke gift and Secret Santa item for cheeky grownups! Pen writes in Blue Ink.
BrandThe Scarborough Joke Shop #ad
ManufacturerThe Scarborough Joke Shop #ad
Part NumberFemale_Strip_white

6. Coasters


Five Rules to Remember in Life Funny Novelty Glossy Mug Coaster

Coasters #ad - Excellent quality gift coaster that has 5 funny rules on it. Made & shipped in the UK by Creativecomp Ltd. Approx. Easy wipe clean glossy finish. Measurements: 9cm x 9cm. Package quantity = 1 Coaster Only. High quality rigid and long lasting MDF coaster not weak cork.
BrandCoasters #ad
ManufacturerCoasters CREATIVECOMP LTD #ad

7. Central 23


'Positive Vibes', Central 23 Naughty Greeting Card for Women, Funny Birthday Card for Her, Comes with Fun Stickers, For Best friend Girlfriend Sister

Central 23 #ad - Happy birthday card - birthdays are the perfect time for celebrations! They are also the best time to give your loved ones a reason to smile, so why not give them this fun and quirky birthday card to show them some affection? Designs may vary depending on feedback - let us know if we're missing anything! Size – this celebration card is 145x145mm and comes with a 150x150mm envelope, sealed in a recyclable polybag.

Blank inside - for your own message, we include a witty tip sheet to help you write something nice! Comes with fun stickers – to add some fun to your celebration and make your message super pretty and personal! 🤘🤞We're always looking to improve and give you the best stickers for your card.

Good quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧Funny and Quirky design. Comes with a high quality envelope and all made with eco friendly and sustainable materials.
BrandCentral 23 #ad
ManufacturerCentral 23 #ad
Part NumberCF31



YOOYEH Christmas Gift Bags, 3 Naughty Santa Reusable Grocery Bag Tote Bag Gift with Handle Gift Present Bag Shopping Bag 3PCS

YOOYEH #ad - Perfect for carrying a container of cookies, goody or a thank you present, treat, candy or other Christmas gifts for giving to teachers, friends family or neighbors. This christmas set of tote bags are Non-woven fabric material, it’s strong and very durable so that can be used over and over again.

What will you get. It can take large bulky gifts without splitting. Great for favor, also suitable as daily shopping bags or storage bags. The bags are very well made and the material are very strong. Best christmas gift. Someone with a good sense of humour receive this will love it! The Christmas gift bags are with the portable and strong handles, bright and long-lasting.

These bags make gifting easy, just put the gift in these roomy bags, easy to carry, no need to wrap your gift, add some tissue paper and you’re ready to gift. High quality. Wide application. Large size. Christmas tote bags are 15. 7*11. 8*4. 8inch40x30x12cm.
BrandYOOYEH #ad
ManufacturerYOOYEH #ad
Height40 cm (15.75 Inches)
Length30 cm (11.81 Inches)
Width12 cm (4.72 Inches)

9. Hannah's Games


Stocking fillers or Secret Santa, Office Christmas Party, Christmas What Am I Xmas Games for Adults, 20 Dirty Minds Innuendo Riddles Christmas Games for Adults not rude...but people think it is!

Hannah's Games #ad - Original content, original design and the opportunity to give a British small business a good time this Christmas! Stick something fun in your stockings - 20 xmas themed innuendo riddles where something rude seems to be the answer. But it is actually something innocent! absolutely the most fun you can have this Christmas without emptying your stockings! Secret Santa gifts under 5.

Stocking fillers grown ups will love. You know it! find out who has a dirty mind! - what slips between your fingers and gives groups of grown ups a great time?! Christmas What Am I of course?! The Xmas season is rife with glorious innuendo which makes christmas grown ups games you'd be crackers to leave out the funniest stocking filler going! Fun flexible format - nobody likes to come alone! christmas activities are no different! Each A6 postcard sized card has two riddles with the answers on a separate card meaning everyone can have a go on it. Spread around for christmas office party games or a perfect christmas novelty for christmas stocking fillers for grown ups! Hilarious xmas games for grown ups fun - once the kids are in bed let the grown ups have a good giggle! Adult games at Christmas are great fun to play over a few drinks at home, as funny gifts, xmas work gifts or to get everyone laughing at the office christmas party! Looking for Christmas Eve Box Fillers for adults? Or planning an exchanging christmas secret santa gifts event? British content + uk manufacture - innuendo is a wonderful British institution and these cards are stuffed with well-known British Xmas items.

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ManufacturerHannah's Games #ad

10. GadgetKing


Fanny Floss Gift Idea Present for Him Husband Boy friend Dad Men Man Her Wife Ladies Rude

GadgetKing #ad - Contains a jumbo piece of silk floss in a drawstring gift bag. Great novelty funny rude gift idea. Fanny floss - reads "for thoose hard to reach areas, when it just wont come out on ITS OWN".
BrandGadgetKing #ad
Part NumberGadgetKing